Teacher Student Joke

Teacher: Tum agar mummy ko "MOM" kehate to Apani Mummy ki Badi behen aur choti behen ko kya kahoge

Boy (Sochke) : Maximum and minimum

Macchar saala...!!

Itni goli maarunga..itni goli maarunga ..........ki Macchardaani bana dunga..!!!

Politics

"Jaan Lena Gunah hai, sahi samay pe Jaan Lena Rajneeti"
Sarkar Raj

English
"To kill some one is crime, but to kill on right time is Politics"

Commitment

"Ek Baar mein Commitment kar Diee....., Usake baad to mein Khud ki bhi nahi sunta...."



Mein sunu na sunu par tumhe to sunana padega na...

Bardaasht karnaa Zaroori my Dear Friend

Kaun Kambakht Bardaasht Karney key liya peeta hai,
Hum toh isliye peetey hain ki tumhe dekh sakey tumhey bardaasht kar sakey......


Who the hell Drinks to tolerate
i drink bcoz i want to see u tolerate u....

by
Fundoo Indian